Top 10 Reasons Dave Taber was seen walking through skid-row area south of Market in a suit and tie at 7:45 in the morning ... 10. Just returning from all-night rave dance concert. 9. He's a street walker for an exclusive gigolo service. 8 Just completed bible-thumping sermon on self-reliance at the local Salvation Army. 7. Trying to set an example of good deportment for the homeless. 6. Got lost. 5. Trying out as a barker for the "End Up" gay porno club. 4. Going to NPR studios to divulge the secret scandal of high- tech chapter of the Free Masons. 3. Looking to make major meth-amphetamine score. 2. On his way to a secret meeting with Sun. ...and the number one reason why Dave Taber was seen walking through the skid-row area south of Market in a suit and tie at 7:45 in the morning ... 1. On his way to county courthouse to bail out his mother.